And subsequent to that, I started hearing the Beastie Boys in my head singing ‘Bald Monkey’ to the tune of their hit Brass Monkey.
Don’t know what a Bald Monkey is? Think Brazilian.
And now, for your listening enjoyment…
Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/
I’ve long thought that different superheroes would have different sexual proclivities. I posted about this on a messageboard and everyone is getting so creative I’m interested to see what you guys have! I’ve posted only my own ideas below…
For instance, I think Superman would be pretty much straight missionary position, although obviously a very vigorous lover. But even if I think that Superman is too much a boy scout for anything but missionary, I do wonder sometimes if he is a closet voyeur with that x-ray vision and all. He’d NEVER admit to it though… Which probably really gnaws at him inside, since he is so against lies.
Batman, however, I think would be into much dirtier sex. Probably even a little BDSM. I’ve always wondered about all the different gadgets on his utility belt… Gotta be something in there for the boudoir, doncha think?
Aquaman. Well, he’d likely be a practitioner of tantric sex and would probably most enjoy doing it outside, usually in the water.
Tarzan is very obviously a screamer though. Oh, and he’s into swinging. LOL
Thinking of the Flash makes me wonder something – exactly HOW are quickies measured? Is it by strokes or by minutes? Cause technically, Flash could perform the same amount of strokes in a few minutes that it would take another man an hour to complete. So, is a quickie with Flash really a quickie at all?
Wolverine would DEFINITELY be into ripping his woman’s clothes off…
Spiderman would be into Shibari and Suspenion, of course…
Supergirl is a perennial virgin.
I think Iron Man is always, always hard as – well, iron!
Green Lantern loves some funky mood lighting when he does it…
Hawkman is a member of the mile-high club…
Definitely, Batgirl is a free spirit, doing whatever she feels like doing…
Mystique (I know, she’s really a supervillain..) is into role-playing, obviously!
Captain Marvel I don’t even want to think about, seeing as how he is technically jailbait. You remember him? He was Billy Batson, who yelled “SHAZAM” and turned into an adult male super hero named Captain Marvel. Everyone thinks his name was Shazam, but that’s the power word he yelled to turn into Captain Marvel. Yeah, totally jailbait since he ain’t really an adult.
The Incredible Hulk? He’s a grower, not a shower.
Johnny Storm from The Fantastic Four is into BDSM and Fire Play…
Plastic Man has his own built-in protection!
Anyone else got ideas on superhero sex?
Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/
CK2S Kwips & Kritiques is running three separate contests right now! Check out the front page of our website for details on how to enter all three. Several lucky winners will receive some wonderful books!
Good luck, everyone!
Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/
It was a crazy month, one where I don’t know how I found free time to read. But I’ve got the reviews to prove I found time to enjoy a few books, at least!
Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/
My October 2007 Reviews:
Naughty Housewives by Elizabeth Scott
My Immortal by Erin McCarthy
Wilde Series, Book 6: Born to Be Wilde by Janelle Denison
Aspect of Crow, Book 1: Eyes of the Crow by Jeri Smith-Ready
Dragon Tamer (I Dream of Dragons II) by Kathleen Scott
The Nauti Trilogy, Book 2: Nauti Nights by Lora Leigh
The Dragons’ Demon (I Dream of Dragons I) by Marie Harte
Hard to Guard (I Dream of Dragons II) by Nina Mamone
Knight’s Challenge (I Dream of Dragons I) by Summer Devon
Swept Away by Toni Blake
Hide and Seek by Alyssa Brooks
Everything Forbidden by Jess Michaels
The Knights of White, Book 1: The Beast Within by Lisa Renee Jones
The Courtesan’s Daughter by Claudia Dain
Sherrilyn Kenyon (aka Kinley McGregor) had a book signing tonight at the Nashville Library and it was wonderful. She looked beautiful, and was warm and funny and so sweet. It started at 6:30 and she answered questions until about 7:35 when the librarian said, “Um, we close at 8 PM.” Apparently, the government is very strict about locking the doors and getting people out by that time.
So, what did the fabulous and gracious Sherrilyn Kenyon do? She took the whole gang of fans out to the parking garage where her SUV was parked, perched her little self in the back of the truck, and proceeded to sign EVERY book every fan had with them in the back of her truck while parked in a very hot garage. Her PA was fanning her the whole time, but it didn’t help that much no matter how fast the poor thing fanned her.
It’s the kind of thing that makes me really happy to buy her books. I can’t say enough good about her. If you ever get the chance to meet this wonderful person, grab it. Oh, and do yourself a favor and read her books, too. They are just as wonderful as the person.
Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/
I posted my very first reviews for Amazon Vine this month! I got to test some wonderful gadgets, which is right up my alley.
Philips Sonicare FlexCare Rechargeable Sonic Toothbrush
Logitech MX Air Rechargeable Cordless Air Mouse
Logitech QuickCam Pro for Notebooks
Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/